| Absinthe
is an acient drink that can not be bought in the United States.
It is a bitter green anise flavoured drink that was made popular
by early 19th century artists like Piccasso, Toluse Letrec
and Edgar Allen Poe. Absinthe has many myths associated with
it and most of them are false. Before we had the FDA purity
laws, unscrupulous or just dumb distillers would make absinthe
from wood alcohol or other impure forms of grain alcohol that
would cause blindness or insanity or both. Absinthe is mildly
psychotropic
by itself, but that wasn't enough for some people. The
absinthe drinking ritual (more on that later) involves pouring
the drink over a sugar cube and adding water to dilute it
and offset the bitterness. It became popular to treat the
sugarcube with morphine or opium to enhance the absinthe experiance.
This practice led to the total ban of absinthe around the
world. Science and common sense have prevailed in some countries
and it has become legal to make and sell absinthe again. We
offer you a chance to make your own athentic recipe with a
hearty amount of "Sparkle".
This recipe is not distilled (which reduces
the thujone content) but rather steeped to extract thujone
(the fun stuff). It can be made with our $15.00 refill kit
or with the "Delux Absinthe Making Kit" that includes
cool bottles, absinthe sugar cubes, absinthe spoon, absinthe
flavor extract and wormwood extract, and an ounce of real
wormwood. All for the low, low price of $35.00.
Just follow these directions:
1) Mix 1 0z wormwood with at least 1 cup
of cold tap water and soak for 2 to 4 hours, mixing often.
2) Strain wormwood through a coffee filter
and squeeze gently, to remove excess water.
3) Put the wormwood in a pint glass and
cover with 195 proof alcohol (everclear) and soak for 2 -3
days, stirring 2 times a day. Keep it covered with plastic
wrap to prevent evaporation. (vodka does not work as well,
if at all)
4) Using a funnel and a coffee filter,
filter your wormwood infused alcohol into a 750 ml bottle.
5) Rinse the wormwood in the filter with
½ cup of vodka. (you may want to change filters once
or twice during these steps) then gently squeeze and discard
the wormwood. Repeat this step if nessasary
6) Add 1 bottle of wormwood extract and
1 bottle of absinth extract.
7) Filter your mixture again through another
clean filter into 2 separate 375ml bottles.
Options:
A) Traditional: If you are going to drink
your absinth in the traditional method, by pouring it over
sugar cubes with an absinth spoon, simply top off a 750ml
bottle with vodka. Adding ½ very cold water will louche
(make cloudy) and mellow the drinking experience.
B) Ready to drink: For sweetened ready
to drink liquor, add 2 or 3 tablespoons of honey and shake
till dissolved. Top off 750 ml bottle with vodka.
Caution: This will make a 120 proof beverage with a hallucinogenic
kick. IT’S FLAMEABLE as well! If you are going to burn
your sugar cube, please have a fire extinguisher nearby. Alcohol
and fire can be harmful to your health.
Disclaimer: We accept NO responsibility
for your stupidity when making or drinking this stuff.
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